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* What do they call French Toilet in Bihar ? La loo * Once Laloo was coming out of Airport. As there was huge rush the security guard told Laloo "WAIT SIR" for which Laloo replied "65Kgs" and moved on... * Once Laloo wanted to know the time difference between Bihar and Las Vegas. So he called...

Major central banks, including the U.S. Federal Reserve, Bank of England, the European Central Bank, and the Bank of Japan, announced coordinated measures Thursday to inject $360 billion worth of liquidity into frozen short-term credit markets. "These measures, together with other actions taken...

Chacha kaise ho ??? Chacha: ab kya batau.... Bada beta share broker hai... doosara beta Jet Airways mein hai aur teesara software mein aur Ladki Lehman Brothers mein sabse chhota beta PANWALA hai... Bus usi ka sahara hai Wohi ghar chala raha hai....!!

DO U KNOW ABOUT "WHAT IS AUDIT"? Once upon a time there was a shepherd looking after his sheep on the side of a deserted road. Suddenly a brand new Porsche screeches to a halt. The driver, a man dressed in an Armani suit, Cerutti shoes, Ray-Ban sunglasses, TAG-Heuer wrist-watch, and a...

Ek Aadmi Kabar Pe Baitha Tha ..Musafir Ne Pucha, "Darr Nahi Lagta?" Aadmi- "Darne Ki Kya Baat Hai , Andar Garmi Lag Rahi Thi Thodi Der Bahar Aa Gaya."

Bin Laden's son was studying in an American school. Teacher asked him, " I have 4 apples, how can I share it among 5 children" He answerd, "KILL ONE"

A man calls his wife through an !dea mobile. But the call goes to another woman. They loved & got married. Moral: an !dea can change ur wife

Wht is similarity between Bill gates n me? Don't know?? He never comes 2 my house and I never go 2 his house EGO PROBLEMS U KNOW...

Wife: I hate the beggar who came yesterday! Husband: Why?? Wife: I gave him food yesterday & today he gifted me a book "How to Cook"!!

Santa went to temple & saw people puting coin in box & praying Santa: Wow! How amazing. People are talking to God through coin phone without receiver

Santa ki ladai apne baap se ho gayi To usne apne baap ki photo kabristan me 1 ped pe latka diya Aur Niche Likha "COMING SOON”

Santa-Oye!what R U doing? Banta-Recording this babys voice. Santa-Why? Banta- When he grows up, I shall ask him what he meant by this

On September 17, 1994, Alabama's Heather Whitestone was selected as Miss America 1995.) Question: If you could live forever, would you and why? Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we...

This was said by Mariah Carey "Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff."

Once SONIA GANDHI, L.K.Advani and Laloo Prasad Yadav were travelling in an auto rickshaw, they met with an accident and all three of them died. Yama Raja was waiting for this moment at the doorstep of death. He asks Mrs GANDHI and Advani to go to HEAVEN. But, for Laloo, Yama had already...

An American decided to write a book about famous churches around the World. So he bought a plane ticket and took a trip to China . On his first day he was inside a church taking photographs when he Noticed a golden telephone mounted on the wall with a sign that read '$10,000 per call'...

How many times should India and Pakistan forget their Pasts. Their Pasts have been troubling both d countries. I think there should b a mediator between d 2 countries otherwise 1965,1971,2001. .... so on will b repeated.

IPL provides a great opportunity for Marketers in the form companies can advt their products both on and off d field. So it helps d nation in creating new demands. Also other sports can take a cue 4m IPL and can develop themselves on the lines of IPL and earn money. Moreover, it ecourages youth...

I think experience is not at all necessary to make a good politician. Its only love and passion to work 4 d welfare of d country is necessary.

jobs in financial sector HeY Guys, I am working for a Top Multinational Company. There is a fantastic opportunity for you to get a Full Time / Freelancing / Part Time job for you. Apart from great money you can also get fame and recognition. I would be more than happy if I can help you in...