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Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? This is a question that’s been at the forefront of discussion amongst the most prestigious scholars and lawmakers of the world. Finally, after getting them all together – the question has been answered.

The Economy Is So Bad That… I got a pre-declined credit card offer in the mail. Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen. Parents in Bevery Hills are considering raising their own children. I saw the CEO of Wal-Mart shopping at Wal-Mart. Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting. A prostitute asked me...

A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her, “If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.” The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, “Thank you, but I failed...

This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! ... Now read without the word dog.

Even proffesors in colleges tend to overlook these activities intentionally. They know that these projects are copied but still they dont care because they r not lossing anything.

there can b no short cut. It depends on how good v r at a particular thing. If v think stock mkt is a short cut v should think again. Its not a short cut. It requires smartness may b luck.

More then d cup its our mindset which determines do v like a particular coffee or not.

4 business there is no need for any degree. Its not at all imp wat degree one has. Wat matters is business acumen.

As long as d people concerned have no issues its fine to do anything. Our society needs to change d outlook of looking at these things in a conservative way. Times r changing our approach to things should also change. V r not living in 1950's now. V should b at par with d world. V cannot defend...

Lakhs of life insurance agents have opposed the recommendations of Swarup Committee on elimination of upfront commission paid to advisers. Implementation of the recommendation will make the role of life insurance agents working with LIC and private insurers redundant and adversely affect crores...

According to me one should start his own business when he is confident abt himself. It should not matter how much experience he has as long as he is ready to run his own business and fully prepared. Discipline could a key factor in running a business. If one thinks that by gaining some Work exp...

Experience is required 2 become managers and not Politicians. Politicians should have a love 4 doing good 4 d society. They shhould not b self centered. Any 1 young or aged can b a politicians and it does not matter at all wat experience he has. If v want v should get more people like Nilekani...

IPl is creating lots of employment. V can c that bar girls went jobless due to ban on dance bars so ipl can play a role 4 them becoming cheerleaders. Morover, even females r getting attracted towards IPL so d overall market of cricket enthusists is increasing. So, more Females could b targeted...

Bursting crackers may just b a momentory fun and after that it plays havoc on our environment. People suffer 4m uncountable diseses due to these things. V all adult should play a constructive role in educating our bros and sisters. They may b kids but v should guide them and make them...

V cannot say who will make a better mother of d 2. There r many examples where both haVE raised their childrens in d right way. So v should not compare between d these 2. There r other factors like peers which play a very critical role in d upbringing.

Equal development is still a dream 4 our country. It may take decades before it happens in our country. V can learn so much in this regard 4m countries like US, UK where some fantastic work has been done. V all should vote then only our politicians will care 4 us . If only 1 class is voting...

It was too early to confer such a big award so early to obama. They should hav waited 4 him to do some substantial work. But by giving him so early they hav not recognized d work done by so many people 4 so many years. Big question according to me is would he hav got d award had he not been US...

Firstly v should implement pollution control ourselves and then v can educate our family and other acquaintances. Pollution has been a major problem and in future would b 1 of the biggest prob of d world so v hav to take small steps now only. Its like now or never

Om shanti Om ka dialogue Humare Market (Sharemarket) ke andaaz mein..... Itni shiddat se maine profit milane ki koshish ki hai.........ki sensex ne mujhe profit na dene ki saazish ki hai.......Agar tum kisi scrip mein profit milana chahte ho,,, to saari Nifty tumhe usko profit karane me lag jati...

School Joke A first-grade teacher , Ms Tulip (Age 28) was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked ," Boy, what is your problem?" Boy answered, "I'm too smart for the first-grade . My sister is in the third-grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the...