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Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this should make things a little bit clearer. IN PRISON..........you spend the majority of your time in an 10X10 cell. AT WORK............you spend the majority of your time in an 8X8 cubicle. IN PRISON.........you get three meals a...

A professor was giving a lecture on "Involuntary Muscular Contractions" to first year medical students. Realizing that this was not the most riveting subject, the professor decided to lighten the mood slightly. He pointed to a young woman in the front row and said, "Do you know what you're...

One day a father gets off of work and on his way home he remembers that it's his daughter's birthday. He pulls over to a toy store and asks the salesperson, "How much is the Barbie on the display window?" The salesperson answers, " Which one? We have: Work out Barbie for $19.95 Shopping Barbie...

k Mail. You're on your way to a party when you realize that there could be handsome men in all these houses you're passing. So you climb onto the roof of one situated towards the center, get your megaphone ready, and shout at the top of your lungs, "I'm fantastic in bed!" That's Spam.

Yes, it is true that Indian Youth are becoming greedy day by day. Today, they are more ambitious then ever because they know that other countries r developed and the kind of life style people in those parts r living is just amazing so they also wish that

People who travel need a newspaper. Otherwise in future the sales of newspaper will go down. In US internet is more popular.

Instead of spending money on crackers v should donate that money for d upliftment of people.

In the last 61 years since independence V have'nt even suceeded in adressing the basic requiremnts like Electricicity requiremnet, quality education, timely medical facility, transportation facility, hygienic conditions. All these r basic requiremnts which countries like US, UK overcome in...

After numerous rounds of "We don't even know if Osama is still alive," Osama himself decided to send George Bush a letter in his own handwriting to let him know he was still in the game. Bush opened the letter and it contained a single line of Coded message: 370H-SSV-0773H Bush was...

A soldier ran up to a nun, out of breath, he asked, "Please may I hide under your skirt? I'll explain later". The nun agreed. A moment later two military police ran up and asked, "Sister have you seen a soldier?" The nun replied, ???He went that way. " After the MPs ran off, the soldier...

An American tourist in London decides to skip his tour group and explore the city on his own. He wanders around, seeing the sights, occasionally stopping at a quaint pub to soak up the local culture, chat with the locals, and have a pint of stout. After a while, he finds himself in a very nice...

Marriage means that someone helps you coping with all the problems you never had when you were a bachelor.

A man to his friend: "At my house I always say the last word". His friend: "What is the word?" The man: "I am sorry. Forgive me"

A gay man walks into a country bar and says, "I just want everyone to know that I'm gay, but I won't hit on anyone. I just like country music." The bartender says that it's okay and the man stays. The next day the gay man comes back with another guy and says, "This is my brother. I just want...

During a recent staff meeting in Heaven, God, Moses, and Saint Peter concluded that the behavior of Ex-President Clinton and Representative Condit had brought about the need for an eleventh commandment. They worked long and hard in a brain-storming session to try to settle on the wording of...

Pete and Larry had not seen each other in many years. Now they had a long talk trying to fill in the gap of those years by telling about their lives. Finally Pete invited Larry to visit him in his new apartment. "I've got a wife and three kids and I'd love to have you visit us." "Great...

There where three nuns who never did anything wrong. One day the high priest came to them and told them that in order to become better nuns they had to do something bad and then drink from the holy water. So the three nuns went out that same day and did something wrong. The first nun came and...

This one little boy in about 4th or 5th grade was trying out for a school play. He earned a part and went home to tell his father. His father was really proud of him. So his father asks what part did you get? He replies I got the part of a man who has been married for 25 years. His father...

Its a very good site that provides a platform for all people interested in managemnt education. Considering d fact that v have very few other forums where v can discuss and share things like v do here. Its a good initiative.

According to me marriage is very necessary. Its a institution that has so many things. Especially in our country its considered v r settled only after v r married. It makes ur rlationship with d other formal and it brings binding on u for d better.