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Fwd:(damn good)India: The Reason to Smile Include Original: Yes/No >>>>India: The Reason to Smile >>>> >>>> > > God was in the process of creating the universe. >>>> > > And he was explaining his subordinates ........ >>>> > > >>>> > > "Look everything should be in balance.For...

If the Titanic was made in India ************************************ 1. There would be 10 times as many people on the ship. 2. There would be a song with Kate Winslet in a White dress, singing in the rain. 3. By the end of the movie hero would find his long lost mom, dad, sister and...

If the Titanic was made in India ************************************ 1. There would be 10 times as many people on the ship. 2. There would be a song with Kate Winslet in a White dress, singing in the rain. 3. By the end of the movie hero would find his long lost mom, dad, sister and...

what are u doing in a country of 90 crore. Include Original: Yes/No > > > > > What do you think? Subject: FW: In acountry of 90 Crores The population > > > > > > > of this country is 90 crores. 17 crores are retired. > > > > > > > That leaves 73 crores to do the work. There are 24 > > > > >...

WHY GUYS LIKE GALS The Lovers of the Heart In order to form a more perfect kiss, enable the mighty hug to promote to whom we please but one kiss. Article 1: Statement of Love: The Kiss 1. Kiss on the hand.... I adore you 2. Kiss on the cheek... I just want to be friends 3. Kiss on the...

Three Italian nuns die and go to heaven where they are met by St. Peter at the pearly gates. St. Peter says, "Ladies, you all led such wonderful lives, that I'm granting you six months to go back to earth and be anyone you want." The first nun says, "I a-wanna be Sophia Loren," and POOF...

Advani-ism: You have two cows. You dont milk them; worship them. Chandrababu-ism: You have two cows in Vijayawada. You hook them to internet and milk them from Hyderabad. Jayalalithaism: You have two cows. You teach them to cry, "Ammaaaaaaaaa..." and fall at your feet. Karunanidhi-ism...

aOn a New Year's eve in Saudi Arabia, an Indian, a Pakistani and a Malaysian are celebrating by sharing a bottle of smuggled champagne in their hotel room. All of a sudden, Saudi police enter the room and arrest them. They are immediately sentenced to death. They contest the sentence and are...

R > > Did you know ......... > > > > > > > > It is impossible to lick your elbow. > > > > > > > > A crocodile can't stick it's tongue out. > > > > >...

A jobless guy applied at Microsoft as a cleaning service. After a test (cleaning toilet, etc.), the HR informed him that he's got the job and asked for his email address for the letter of appointment and other documents. The guy said "I don't have a computer, leave alone an email address". The...

Dear Mr. Bill Gates, This letter is from Banta Singh from Punjab. We have got a computer in our home and we face some problem, which I want to bring to your notice. After connecting to Internet we planned to open an email account. But whenever we fill the Form of Hotmail, in password...

Dear Mr. Bill Gates, This letter is from Banta Singh from Punjab. We have got a computer in our home and we face some problem, which I want to bring to your notice. After connecting to Internet we planned to open an email account. But whenever we fill the Form of Hotmail, in password...

> Solve the puzzle : > > Once there was a conductor, of a bus, who was very > rude to his passengers. > > One day a beautiful young girl, of around 18 years, > tried to board the bus, but the conductor didn't stop > the bus. Unfortunately the beautiful young girl came > under the bus and died on...

> Solve the puzzle : > > Once there was a conductor, of a bus, who was very > rude to his passengers. > > One day a beautiful young girl, of around 18 years, > tried to board the bus, but the conductor didn't stop > the bus. Unfortunately the beautiful young girl came > under the bus and died on...

the language of Bombay.... > 1. Binglish (for Bombay_English). > 2. Bhindi (for Bombay_Hindi) > 3. This list is perpetually incomplete since the > evolution of this language can never possibly cease. > 4. Bhindi/Binglish: Pronunciations are in brackets > following the words. > 5. Chikna - Stands...

the language of Bombay.... > 1. Binglish (for Bombay_English). > 2. Bhindi (for Bombay_Hindi) > 3. This list is perpetually incomplete since the > evolution of this language can never possibly cease. > 4. Bhindi/Binglish: Pronunciations are in brackets > following the words. > 5. Chikna - Stands...

Subject: Upcomming IT movies > > > >> Upcoming IT movies ... > > >>> > > >>> * Java wale job le jayenge > > >>> * Aao chat kare > > >>> * Programmer no 1 > > >>> > > >>> * Memory aur hard disk > > >>> * H1 ko aane do > > >>> * Mouse ka gulam > > >>> * Skill apana apana > > >>> * Hum aapke...

---------------------------------------------- File 001 ------------------------------------------------------ IN A COUNTRY OF 100 CRORES ... The population of INDIA is 100 crores. 17 crores are retired. That leaves 83 crores to do the work. There are 25 crores in schools, which leaves 58...

---------------------------------------------- File 001 ------------------------------------------------------ IN A COUNTRY OF 100 CRORES ... The population of INDIA is 100 crores. 17 crores are retired. That leaves 83 crores to do the work. There are 25 crores in schools, which leaves 58...

Subject: FW: sardar Importance: High Subject: sardar > Sardarji is buying a TV. "Do you have color TVs?" > "Sure." > "Give me a green one, please." > > ********************** > Sardarji calls Air India. "How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?" > "Just a sec," says the rep. > "Thank...