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Banta is looking to buy a saw to cut down some trees in his back yard. He goes to a chainsaw shop and asks about various chainsaws. The dealer tells him, "Look, I have a lot of models, but why don`t you save yourself a lot of time and aggravation and get the top-of-the-line model. This chainsaw...

Santa and and his wife, Jeeto, went to a fair. Santa had never been on an airplane, was fascinated by a stunt plane and asked the pilot how much aride would cost. "Rupees one thousand for 3 minutes" the pilot replied. "That`s too much" said Santa. The pilot thought for a second and then said...

Santa was in Telecom deptt. before joining the army. As part of his basic training, he went out on the rifle range. He fired 99 shots at the target, and missed the target with every shot! His Drill Instructor was very upset with him. "What`s the matter with you?" asked the Drill Instructor. "Why...

Santa was booked into an Air India flight to Bombay. But as this was his first time in an aeroplane, he made a few preparations that were out of place. When the stewardess came around to take orders for the in-flight meal, Santa declared loudly, "I have brought my own lunch. Make sure you don`t...

There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you.

A mathematician and an engineer are sitting next to each other on a long flight. The mathematician leans over to the engineer and asks if he would like to play a fun game. The engineer just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. The...

NASA was interviweing professionals to be sent to mars.. Only one person could go, and he will not return to earth. The first applicant was an American Engineer. He was asked how much he wanted to be paid for going. He answered, "1 Million dollars as i wish to donate it to M.I.T" The next...

I think,.. Its not possible to become rich without doing bad to others. Its a bad world out there, its like you eat from my plate and I will eat from someone's there is too much of corruption and briber in the system, so being really good will not yield results for one to become rich, one has to...

In the movie of Rajanikanth, Newton was confused to such an extent that he went paranoid. Here are a few scenes: 1) Rajanikanth has a Brain Tumor which, according to the doctors can't be cured and his death is imminent. In one of the! fights, our great Rajanikanth is shot in the head. To...

Robert went to his lawyer and said, 'I would like to make a will but I don't know exactly how to go about it.' The lawyer smiled at Robert and replied, 'Not a problem, leave it all to me.' Robert looked somewhat upset and said, 'Well, I knew you were going to take a big portion, but I would...

Its one occasion you want to share with your friends,family relatives, in any means accomodation,food and stay will, and apart from that the entertainment, the arrangement of the venue. You gotta spend another few lakhs....when added at the end it comes to a whopping amount dats it! Even if u...

I am proud to be an INDIAN because I am an INDIAN... There is no other country like ours with so rich cultural heritage and great people who have always tried hard to be the best for us... Be it from jhansi lakshmi bai or freedom fighters or our soldiers till date.

If you want to have success in your life, you need to give people more than they expect to get. You need to have a service first attitude, then the money will follow. You need to plant service seeds. Always remember the service first attitude, and the money will come without you even thinking...

"Rich people see every dollar as a seed that can be planted to earn a hundred more dollars, which can then be replanted to earn a thousand more dollars." Many people dream of becoming rich. They make use of shortcuts to earn faster money. Is it possible to become rich without doing any bad to...

hey friends, I am attaching the case study "Narayana Murthy and Infosys" which describes how narayana murthy, set up India's Leading software company-Infosys.

Throw a candle up and catch it.. Since u know Catches wins Matches...Using the matches, u can lite the candle.......... as simple as that..

1 more... Start prasing one candle.. so the other candle will get jealous and get lightened up...quite logical...............

Wel to start... Tak 1 candle and throw it in the water. So the boat will becum LIGHTER.. Using this LIGHTER u can light the other candle.........hahahahah...

U r in a boat in middle of river. u have 2 candles and u have to light any 1 candle. but u donot have anyhting with u in the boat?? How wud do light that?? Give as funny answers as possible... :SugarwareZ-156::SugarwareZ-156::SugarwareZ-156:

9 out of 10 people believe Thomas Edison invented the light bulb.This isn't true; Joseph Swan did.