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I think posts with more than 1000 views should be made into a sticky thread. This is because it shows the kind of appreciation that members of the concened website are displaying for a particular thread. I say this coz very rarely does a person find a thread on this website with more than 1000...

I see no pics.....Where are the pics??? I think u have forgotten to upload the pics...

*** Lecture on the supernatural*** A professor at Oklahoma State University was giving a lecture of the supernatural. To get a feel for his class, he asks, “How many people here believe in ghosts?” About 90 students raise their hands. “Well, that’s a good start. Out of those of you who...

***Inzamam’s interview after Pakistan’s loss*** Inzy’s interview - One man who entertains when cricket matches are over. Rameez: So Inzy, disappointed with your performance today? Inzy: Bismilla-e-rehman-e-rahim. Thank you Allah.ya the indian batsman is play very good today. we is try very...

***Downloading software Serials or Cracks*** When you are downloading cracked software, you are by definition dealing with people who have bad intentions. This makes downloading cracks a dangerous thing to do. When you download a crack, you can be almost certain that some bad things will be...

***Pregnant daughter’s smart father*** A twenty-one-year-old girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period for two months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant. Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says...

***Old man going to get Viagra pills*** This old man in his eighty’s got up and was putting on his coat. His wife said, “Where are you going?” He said, “I’m going to the doctor.” And she said, “Why? Are you sick?” “No,” he said. “I’m going to get me some of those new Viagra pills.” So his...

Please do try this... It works and if u are using a broadband connection then the speed will be much better 1.Type "about:config" into the address bar and hit return. Scroll down and look for the following entries: network.http.pipelining network.http.proxy.pipelining...

***Little Johnny *** A stranger was seated next to Little Johnny on the plane when the stranger turned to the Little Johnny and said, “Let’s talk. I’ve heard that flights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.” Little Johnny, who had just opened his book...

***Chinese man in Australia*** This Chinese man moved into his new home in Australia. His Aussie neighbor, being the nice Aussie bloke that he was, decided to make him feel welcome. He went next door to wish him welcome. He was shocked to see the Chinese man in his nice backyard chasing ten...

***A Little Boy And A Little Girl*** A little boy and a little girl attended the same school and became friends. Every day they would sit together to eat their lunch. They discovered that they both brought chicken sandwiches every day! This went on all through the fourth and fifth grades...

Guys, I am uploadin 7 projects in Marketing Research.... Check it out n use it if u find it useful... These projects are not prepared by me... Lets see if my freakin points increases or not...

***The King*** The beautiful secretary of a bank president was asked to squire around the king of a wealthy African kingdom, one of the bank’s most important clients. After a day shopping & sightseeing, the king was utterly besotted with the lady, and asked for her hand in marriage. The...

***God and the Harley Davidson Inventor*** Arthur Davidson, the inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle, died and went to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, “Since you’ve been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is, you can hang out with anyone...

But the froggie says he'll dance only if there's Rakhi Sawant.... So, Rakhi Sawant arrives with Mika...

Guys, check out this real cool link... http://matrix.orb6.com/name_generator.php It generates your Matrix name... I am Ovid the Vice Architect

But on the way, the froggie needs to take a pee...

July 21' 2070 Wednesday THE MATRIX: RESURRECTION... Today, after hackin managementparadise.com, believed to be the securest website on this damn planet, I was about to retire for the day. As I was about to shut down my lappy, I notice a strange occurence. All of a sudden, a 'trace...

Did you fart, cause you blew me away. Are your parents retarded, ’cause you sure are special. My Love for you is like diarrohea … I can’t hold it in. Do you have a library card, ’cause I’d like to sign you out. Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them. If you and I...

***The Preacher’s Donkey*** A preacher wanted to raise money for his church and on being told that there was a fortune in horse racing, decided to purchase a horse and enter it in the races. However, at the local auction, the going price for horses was so high that he ended up buying a donkey...