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The president of a large corporation opened his directors meeting by announcing, "All those who are opposed to the plan I am about to propose will reply by saying, 'I resign'."

A man goes into a pet shop to buy a parrot. The shop owner points to three identical looking parrots on a perch and says, "the parrot on the left costs 500 dollars". "Why does the parrot cost so much," asks the man. The shop owner says, "well, the parrot knows how to use a computer". The man...

A doctor, a lawyer and a manager were discussing the relative merits of having a wife or a mistress. The lawyer says: "For sure a mistress is better. If you have a wife and want a divorce, it causes all sorts of legal problems." The doctor says: "It's better to have a wife because the sense of...

A MBA and an Engineer go on a camping trip, set up their tent, and fall asleep. Some hours later, the Engineer wakes his MBA friend. "Look up at the sky and tell me what you see The MBA replies, "I see millions of stars." The Engineer asks "What does that tell you?" The MBA ponders...

In a world more and more dedicated to fast results and approval the first thing that will sound is the name of the places but in the end if you do not deliver....you will loose

Dentist begging the patient: Could you help me? Could you give out a few of your loudest, most painful screams? Patient: Why? Doc, it isn't all that bad this time. Dentist: There are so many people in the waiting room right now and I don't want to miss the 4 o'clock ball game.

Late one night the doctor's wife was home alone, after her husband had been called to the hospital for an emergency. The doorbell rings, and she answers. "Is the doctor at home?" asks the man at the door, in a very hoarse and quiet voice due to his aching throat. "No, c'mon in!" whispers the...

Patient: Doctor, Doctor, I broke my arm in two places! Doctor: Stay out of them places!

Qualities of Leadership Can you imagine working at the following Company? It has a little over 500 employees with the following statistics: 29 have been accused of spousal abuse 7 have been arrested for fraud 19 have been accused of writing bad checks 117 have bankrupted at least two businesses...

Thank you. I will. How about IE-Madrid?They have an OnLine MBA...

Character and Leadership Note: This came in through the e-mail so we are not sure if it is true or not, but it makes for an interesting argument. Q1: If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she...

We live...we experiment...we learn...we mature ... simple as that...those who do not learn or don't want to learn will never develop...or mature

What we have done for ourselves alone dies with us; what we have done for others and the world remains and is immortal. (Albert Pike)

Bill Gates in Heaven God called three individuals to announce his intentions toward the human race. At the meeting were George Bush, Vladimir Putin, and Bill Gates. God announced that he was putting an end to the human race in 30 days and that each was to tell there followers. Vladimir...

Calvin Coolidge - A Man of Few Words As a government function in the nineteen-twenties, a young lady approaching President Coolidge, said gushingly, "Oh, Mr. President, I have made a wager with a friend of mine that I could persuade you to say more than two words to me. Could you?" And...

HAPPY FRIENDSHIP DAY.an may we continue to be always

New Job interview Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Person asked the young Engineer fresh out of MIT, "And what starting salary were you looking for?" The Engineer said, "In the neighborhood of $75,000 a year, depending on the benefit's package." The HR Person said...

Communication mishaps • Spotted in a toilet of an office: TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW • In an office: WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN • In an office: AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND...

The Americans and the Japanese decided to engage in a competitive boat race. Both teams practiced hard and long to reach their peak performance. On the big day they felt ready. The Japanese won by a mile. Afterward, the American team was discouraged by the loss. Morale sagged. Corporate...

perhaps one should also take into consideration the fact that culture and personality also come into play