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mom advise gal if a boy puts hand in BRA , say- DONT if he puts  hand in a PANTY say- STOP. Next day gal told mom - he touched both and i said DONT STOP

Police officer George and officer Mary had been assigned to walk the beat. They had only been out a short while when Mary said, "Damn, I was running late this morning after my workout and after I showered, I forgot to put on my panties! We have to go back to the station to get...

A lawyer is standing in a long line at the box office. Suddenly, he feels a pair of hands kneading his shoulders, back, and neck. The lawyer turns around. "What the hell do you think you're doing?" "I'm a chiropractor, and I'm just keeping in practice while I'm waiting in line." "Well, I'm a...

Three guys and a girl were at a bar and the guys were discussing football. It wasn't long before the girl joined into the conversation, and it quickly became apparent that she knew just as much about the game as they did. "How is it you know so much about football?" asked one of...

THOSE WHO R FROM DELHI MUST HAVE NOTICED FEW OF THEMMMM 1ST OF ALL THOSE WHO DON'T KNOW WAT DTC IS:::::: DTC"""DELHI TRANSPORT CORPORATION""" SO THOSDA SA TWIST............... Q: How does DTC promote family planning? A: It requires that people "peechhe se chadhen" JUST SEEN YESTERDAY...

A married man was visiting his 'girlfriend' when she requested that he shave his beard: 'Oh James, I like your beard, but I would really love to see your handsome face.' James replied, 'My wife loves this beard, I couldn't possibly do it, she would kill me!' 'Oh please?' the girlfriend asked...

It's a beautiful warm spring day and a man and his wife are at the zoo. She's wearing a cute, loose-fitting, pink spring dress, sleeveless with straps. As they walk through the ape exhibit and p in front of a very large gorilla, the gorilla goes ape. He jumps up on the bars, holding on with...

With immediate effect, a toilet policy will be established to provide a more Consistent method of accounting for staff during working hours, thus Ensuring effective time management and equal treatment for all. In future, the doors to all toilets will be equipped with computer-linked Voice...

A circus owner runs an ad for a lion tamer and two young people show up. One is a good looking lad in his mid-twenties and the other is a gorgeous blonde about the same age. The circus owner tells them, "I'm not going to sugar coat it. This is one ferocious lion. He ate my last tamer so you...

A farmer got pulled over by a state trooper for speeding, and the trooper started to lecture the farmer about his speed, and in general began   to throw his weight around to try to make the farmer uncomfortable.   Finally, the trooper got around to writing out the ticket, and as he was...

Q: Why do dogs lick their balls? Â Â A: Because they can

An elderly, hard of hearing man, along with his wife, visit his Doctor to check on his prostate problem. The Doctor says "I need a urine sample, Â Â a stool sample, and a semen sample." Â Â The old man cups his ear and asks "Ehhh?" Â Â The Doctor repeats louder, "I need a urine sample...

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? ~ Unknown ~ I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste. ~ David Bissonnette ~ Love is so confusing - you tell a girl she looks great and what's the first thing you do? Turn...

Ms Brooks was having trouble with one of her first-grade pupils. "Johnny, what is your problem?" Johnny answered, "I'm too smart for the first Grade. My sister is in third grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the third-grade too!" Ms Brooks had had enough, so she...

A little girl walked into the bathroom, saw her father in the shower, and ran to her mother screaming, "Mommy, Mommy! Daddy has a big ugly worm hanging out of his wee-wee!" "That isn't a worm, sweetheart," said her mother reassuringly. "That's part of your daddy's body, and a very...

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl tells him that after dinner, she would like to have sex with him for the first time. The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the...

Two deaf people got married. During the first week of marriage, they found that they were unable to communicate in the bedroom with the lights out, since they can't see each other signing, or lips to lip-read. After several nights of fumbling around and many misunderstandings, the wife...

MAKING COFFEE Making a cup of coffee is like making love to a beautiful woman. It's got to be hot. You've got to take your time. You've got to stir.. gently, and firmly. You've got to grind your beans until they squeak. And then you put in the milk. LAYING A CARPET Laying a carpet is.. very...

Youngest Son: "Tell me Daddy, what is the difference between "Potentially" and "reality"?" Dad: "I will show you" Dad turns to his wife and asks her: "Would you sleep with Robert Redford for 1 million dollars"? Wife: "Yes of course! I would never waste such an opportunity"! Then Dad asks his...

CRICKET : Gol guttam lakad battam de danadan pratiyogita CRICKET TEST MATCH : Pakad dandu, maar mandu, de danaadan pratiyogita TABLE TENNIS : Lakdi ke phalak shetra pe le takaatak de takaatak LAWN TENNIS : Harit Ghaas par le tada tad, de...