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The Corporate Zodiac MARKETING: You are ambitious yet stupid. You chose a marketing degree to avoid having to study in college, concentrating instead on drinking and socializing - which is pretty much what your job responsibilities are now. Least compatible with Sales. SALES: Laziest of all...

The Newest Office Lingo Blamestorming: Sitting around in a group discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed, and who was responsible. Body Nazis: Hard-core exercise and weight-lifting fanatics who look down on anyone who doesn't work out obsessively. Cube Farm: An office filled...

The Non-Abled Workers Act WASHINGTON, DC-On Tuesday, Congress approved the Americans With No Abilities Act, sweeping new legislation that provides benefits and protection for more than 135 million talentless Americans. The act, signed into law by President Clinton in Shanghai shortly after its...

The Oldest Profession Debate A surgeon, an architect an a lawyer are having a heated barroom discussion concerning which of their professions is actually the oldest profession. The surgeon says: "Surgery IS the oldest profession. God took a rib from Adam to create Eve and you can't go back...

The Three Biggest Corporate Lies 3 Biggest Software Lies: The program's fully tested and bugfree. We're working on the documentation. Of course we can modify it. 3 Biggest Computer Room Lies: As long as you remember to 'SAVE' your input, you'll never lose any files. We run the stuff...

Multiple Job Openings For Web Designers Available Immediately Thirty-nine positions at Higher Source, a web site development and production house. Our business has really taken off like a comet and we now have quite a few positions to fill. The individuals at the core of our group have...

The Quality Initiative At my previous company in the UK, a Quality Initiative made use of posters around the office featuring parts of motivating words such as 'S CCESS' and 'VAL E'. This was supposed to make you think that what was missing was 'U' (you). However, to the joy of the staff, a...

Management Rhetoric ENTRY-LEVEL POSITION: You'll be making under $7 an hour. ENTRY-LEVEL POSITION IN AN UP-AND-COMING COMPANY: You'll be making under $7 an hour; we'll be bankrupt in a year. AN UP-AND-COMING SOFTWARE COMPANY: Somebody in operations claims that we have finally written our...

There's Nobody Home The receptionist was instructed to call a vendor. Using the vendor's invoice as the source of the phone number she began calling. Each time she called, her phone would ring. When she answered, no one was there. This continued throughout the morning. When later asked if she...

Insurance Professionals On the first day God made the sun; so the Devil countered and created sunburn. On the second day God created sex, and in response the Devil created marriage. On the third day, God made an insurance broker, and the Devil was stumped. After much consideration, he...

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