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humans have a tendency to touch and feel ...they are satisfied more when they can touch rather than when they can only see an object ...physical presence is much more importance and that what lacks in online marketing and thus it can never replace the joy and pleasure of real shopping but yes...

for initial satisfaction it is the primary requirement but for a day-to-day on work satisfaction the environment and how people there treat you is muchmore important than salary ...the respect you get due to working in a company with a good brand name is much more than working in an unknown...

banning smoking is good ..but only making a law and declairing it in newspaper and commercials is not enough to make an impact ... the ban imposed included an amount to be paid if found smoking in public areas or in cars... but is anyone looking at this .... i have seen a large number of people...

there are different ways of kissing and they all have different meanings..evrything is not acceptable and shouldn't be ...we should adopt to changes due to globalisation with our roots intact...

Your Guide To Safe Fax Q. Do I have to be married to have safe fax? A. Although married people fax quite often, there are many single people who fax complete strangers every day. Q. My parents said they never had fax when we were young and had to write to each other until they were...

A Dead Horse: Reflections On Business Today Dakota tribal wisdom says that when you discover you are riding a dead horse, the best strategy is to dismount. However, in business we often try other strategies with dead horses, including the following: 1. Buying a stronger whip. 2. Changing...

A Shocking Story At a company during the winter months the static buildup due to the dry air from the heating system was becoming quite a problem. People and equipment were getting zapped constantly. The receptionist was particularly hard hit as people were handing her stuff all day. An...

Air Force Maintenance Reports Here are some actual maintenance complaints submitted by US Air Force pilots and the replies from the maintenance crews: Problem: "Left inside main tire almost needs replacement." Solution: "Almost replaced left inside main tire." Problem: "Test flight OK...

Another Management Speak Primer MANAGEMENT SPEAK: That's very interesting. TRANSLATION: I disagree. MANAGEMENT SPEAK: "I don't disagree." TRANSLATION: "I disagree." MANAGEMENT SPEAK: I don't totally disagree with you. TRANSLATION: You may be right, but I don't care. MANAGEMENT SPEAK...

Applicant Speak "I KNOW HOW TO DEAL WITH STRESSFUL SITUATIONS:" I'm usually on Prozac. When I'm not, I take lots of cigarette and coffee breaks. "I SEEK A JOB THAT WILL DRAW UPON MY STRONG COMMUNICATION & ORGANIZATIONAL SKILLS:" I talk too much and like to tell other people what to do...

Application for a White House Internship Greetings prospective White House interns! This year, our program is heading into its 69th year of bringing America's best and brightest to the Nation's Capitol to help the "Head Man" do his job. We expect that 1998 will be the most exciting one yet...

Best Excuses When Caught Napping In Your Cubicle 1. It's okay... I'm still billing the client. 2. They told me at the blood bank this might happen. 3. This is just a 15-minute power nap like they raved about in that time-management course you sent me to. 4. I was working smarter-not harder. 5...

Question: Why did the chicken cross the road? * Albert Einstein: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road moved beneath the chicken depends upon your frame of reference. * Bill Clinton: I don't recall. * Bill Gates: I have just released the new Chicken Office 2000, which will not only...

CIA Position Open A few months ago, there was an opening with the CIA for an assassin. These highly classified positions are hard to fill, and there's a lot of testing and background checks involved before you can even be considered for the position. After sending some applicants through the...

Customers By The Balls I worked for a while at a Wal-Mart store, selling sporting goods. As an employee of Wal-Mart you are sometimes required to make store-wide pages, e.g. "I have a customer in hardware who needs assistance at the paint counter." One night a tentative female voice came over...

Employee Speak I KNOW HOW TO DEAL WITH STRESSFUL SITUATIONS: I'm usually on Prozac. When I'm not, I take lots of cigarette and coffee breaks. I SEEK A JOB THAT WILL DRAW UPON MY STRONG COMMUNICATION & ORGANIZATIONAL SKILLS: I talk too much and like to tell other people what to do. I'M...

Employee Travel Cutbacks Due to the current financial situation, changes will be made to the Business Travel Standards and Procedures Manual. Effective immediately, the following revised procedures apply: LODGING All employees are encouraged to stay with relatives and friends while on...

Really Fat Jeans My previous job was with a clothing manufacturer. Every season we would have presentations on the latest fashions from around the world. During one of these presentations, our chief designer held up a pair of jeans that he had purchased in a trendy boutique in London. He told...

Professional Characteristics Three brokers and three agents were going for a trip by train. Before the journey, the agents bought 3 tickets and the brokers only one. Agents were glad their stupid colleagues were going to pay a fine. However when the conductor was approaching their compartment...

Dr. Seuss As A Technical Writer Here's an easy game to play. Here's an easy thing to say: If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port, And the bus is interrupted as a very last resort, And the address of the memory makes your floppy disk abort, Then the socket packet pocket has an...