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Isn't worth it Why haven’t all monkeys turned into humans? Some of them thought it wasn’t worth it. A moron had a plain paper. He wanted more, so he got it photocopied. Twenty three guys were introduced to a girl. “Hi, I am Peter not a saint.” “I am Paul not a Pope.” “I am John not a...

Higher studies A blonde was sitting on a mountain peak and studying. A passer by asked her, "What are you doing?" Blonde: Higher studies. I dialled a wrong number and asked, "Please can I speak to Joey?" The other person said, "I don't think so. He is only two months old." I said, "Never mind...

Santa Singh goes to an electronics shop to buy a TV. Do you have color TVs? Sure. Give me a green one, please. Sardarji calls Air India. How long does it take to fly to Amritsar? Just a sec, comes an answer. Thank you says the Sardarji and hangs up! The Race A sardar sees lot of guys...

Don't call me Shirley Doctor: “So you lose your temper every time someone calls you a name? Surely that can’t be true!” Santa Singh: “DONT CALL ME SHIRLEY!” From Santa Singh’s resume: Marital status: Often Children: Various Girl proposes to Santa Singh. He rules he can’t marry her since in...

Hightech sardar inventions Four hightech sardar inventions: -Waterproof towel -Solar powered torch -Book on how to read -Pedal powered wheel chair. Ek dost ne sardar se poocha "Yaar tu hamesha foreign channel kyun dekhta rehta hai?" Sardar : "Yaar kuch bijli unki bhi kharcha hone do." Why...

Proud of my son Banta: “I’m so proud, my son is in medical school.” Raj: “What’s he studying?” Banta: “Oh! He is not studying. They are studying him!” Banta was driving down the highway past a sign that said CLEAN TOILETS 8 Kms. By the time he drove 8 Km, he had cleaned 14 toilets. Banta was...

morre off Santa Singh ! Donkey ride Mr. and Mrs. Banta Singh's two-year-old boy was bawling away loudly. Mrs. Singh asked her husband why their son was being so difficult. "he wants to take a ride on a donkey,"replied Banta. "Then why don't you put him on your shoulders and go for a run?" The...

Santa:I tried calling you up so many times. I always got a message saying, “Switched off’. Banta: Nahi Pape that’s my ‘Hello Tune’. Ek baar ek train chalte-chalte achanak kheton mein ghus gayi... Sub upar niche ho gaya... sare log idhar dar gaye... Koi idhar gira koi udhar gira... Subko laga...

WOnderful compliments ! Dad to Son: When I beat u how do you control your anger? Son: I start cleaning the toilet. Dad: How does that satisfy you? Son: I clean it with your tooth brush. A Noble Award winner dedicated his novel to his wife and wrote- "This book is dedicated to my wife because...

England Coach England coach Q. What is the main function of the England coach? A. To transport the team from the hotel to the ground. Q. What do you call a Englishman with 100 runs against his name? A. A bowler. Q. What do English batsmen and drug addicts have in common? A. Both spend most...

10 things in golf that sound really, err, dirty... 10 things in golf that sound really, err, dirty... So golf is supposedly a gentleman’s game, eh? Here we show you why the gentlemen really prefer golf! The 10 things in golf that sound really, err, dirty... Enjoy! 1. Look at the size of his...

Football versus maths A football coach walked into the locker room before a game, looked over to his star player and said, "I'm not supposed to let you play since you failed maths, but we need you in there. So, what I have to do is ask you a maths question, and if you get it right, you can...

College exam for football players College Exam for Football Players Time Limit: One Month 1. What language is spoken in France? 2. Give a dissertation on the ancient Babylonian Empire with particular reference to architecture, literature, law and social conditions-OR- give the first name of...

gain insight into Rural marketing strategies (relevant only in India) by focus on the bottom of the pyramid..

read thru this to gain an insight into the global marketing failures and howeffective branding could have had made them..

Hi guys... . this is about the marketing strategies adopted by Airtel to build up its network and increase penetration in India.. chk the later posts..project uploaded on airtel market plan....

hi guys... im saurabh sharma.. m doin my mba frm NMIMS, mumbai.. great place to b in... hope dis is no less... ;)