Search results

simpsons anyone?? really love spider pig in the movie..

i am a telecom guy....can really feel dis...

A BLONDE is in the library , she bangs down a book and says :" too boring, too many characters and no story. LIBRARIAN says : oh! U r the one who took the phone directory away??

thanx... that was really useful... can u please upload a few more on marketing Strategies that have been implemented by cos worldwide.. say for eg the keep walking campaign by JW..

office 2007 loves u even more!!!

A big advertising man had a small daughter who came home from Sunday School one day carrying a bundle of pamphlets and cards. "And what do you have there?" asked the man. "Oh, nothing much," answered the little girl. "Just some ads about heaven."

but this one tops it ..... "James", said Martha, "it is our silver anniversary next tuesday. We should mark the occasion. Shall we kill the pig?" The husband replied, "Kill the pig! What's the good of murdering an innocent pig for a blunder that happened twenty-five years ago?"

dude.. kindly elaborate on the issues pertaining to counter strategies by immediate competition.. also how cross-selling mopeds can help the sales..

here's another one... A BLONDE tells her boyfriend, "Come home tomorrow, no one will be at home." When he goes the next day to her home....... Her door was locked.

there are many books available of the topic of sensory advertising.. say for example the concept of involving the customer was based on this tenet.. this was extended by many behaviorists like kapfhrer... trite topics but form good base for the above article..

hahahhaha..........was great even though i read it in a mail once ;;;

nice ones.....no really bad PJs though!

thnx for the marble industry update and knowledge... n dude do u have e-book of tim robbins??

im in need of new promotion strategies implemented worldwide !!

thnx !! great goin ..

hi dude.. i'l love to learn something frm retail... by the way i was in Saint Gobain for my summers.. market mappin n customer/competitor analysis.. i can even share that if u r interested.. mail me ur report @ email ids not allowed thanks dude..

A dentist was examining a patient having a highly contageous deadly disease.... As soon he opens the patients mouth the disease gets transferred to the doctor... how?? Because the patient had a bluetooth!! Three cockroaches were going on the road, suddenly one of them started singing the song...

What is common? Q: What is common between : Krishna, Ram, Gandhiji and Jesus..? A: All are born on Government holidays. Gulshan Grover is riding a bike at the velocity of light. On the way he offers a lift to a stranger. Stranger: ‘Sir, can I know your name please’ Gulshan : ‘I am Gulshan...

Ek baar ek aadmi ek auto mein baithta hai aur ghar le jaane ko bolta hai.. Autowala, yeh dekhkar ki aadmi sheher mein naya hai, bahut ghumak phira ke le jaata hai aur bahut charge kar deta hai. Ghar pahunchte pahunchte bahut der ho jaati hai aur andhera ho jaata hai. Aadmi pehle se hi bahut...

Hathi aur machhar Ek baar ek hathi (male) aur ek machhar (female) mein pyaar ho jata hai. Dono ka affair bahut dino tak chalta hai. Sab log bate karne lagte hain. Akhir sharmakar, machhar hathi se bolti hain ki abhi apun dono ko shaadi kar leni chahiye...duniya wale bahut bate karne lage...