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On a passenger flight, the pilot comes over the public address system as usual and to greet the passengers. He tells them at what altitude they’ll be flying, the expected arrival time, and a bit about the weather, and advises them to relax and have a good flight.. Then, forgetting to turn off...

young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.” The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, “Which do you want, son?” The boy takes the...

Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."

A man walks into a bar and notices his friend sitting alone staring at a tiny man on the table playing the piano. "Wow, look how small he is, where did you get him?!" Says the man. "Oh, well there's this genie round the back of bar, and he grants you whatever wish you want." Sure enough, the...

A little girl asked her mother, "How did the human race appear?" The mother answered, "God made Adam and Eve and they had children, and so was all mankind made.." Two days later the girl asked her father the same question.. The father answered, "Many years ago there were monkeys from which the...

One day Santas Girlfriend asks him, Darling, on our Engagement will you give me a RING? Santa:Ya sure, Give me ur Telephone No.

Jeeto: Kal raat tum mujhe neend mein tumne mujhe gaaliyan di Santa: Tumhari galat fahami hai. Jeeto: Kaisi galatfahami? Santa: Yehi ki mein soya tha.

Q: Why did Santa take his pregnant wife Jeeto to Pizza Hut? A: Because they advertised: ‘FREE DELIVERY’

Santa once wanted to transfer some files form one PC to another. Following was the steps followed by him. 1) Right clicked the mouse on the file which he wanted to transfer and selected CUT option. 2) Disconnected the mouse from that PC. 3) Took that mouse carefully and connected it to the...

Santa phoned his wife: I am not coming home. The steering, dash board, gears of car have been stolen. After sometime he calls again: I am coming, earlier I sat on the back seat.

Why did santa keep the door open while bathing? Because he was afraid that someone might watch him from the key hole.

Santa’s wife dies. He is calm, but his wife’s lover is crying furiously… Finally, santa consoles him: Don’t worry buddy, I will marry again.

Santa and Banta went for a drive. Santa: Hey, look out from the window, are the indicators working or not? Banta puts his head out & says “Yes-No, Yes-No, Yes-No, Yes-No!!!”

Ultimate answer while changing the job. Interviewer: Why did you changed your last job? Santa: Because the company shifted and didn’t tell me where.

Santa opened a petrol pump, but not even one customer went there. You know why? Because he opened petrol pump on second floor..

An Englishman and santa inside the toilet. Englishman: Good evening, how do u do? Santa: Good evening, we open the zip and do!

A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell. Santa doesn’t turns up for 4 days. Lady calls again, Santa replies: I’m coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out. Lady to inspector Santa: My husband went to buy potatos 5 days ago, he hasn’t came back yet! Santa: Why don’t u...

Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller? Pappu: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.

Santa asked Banta: Why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in evening? Banta: Very simple, because he is PM not AM.

Santa falls in love with a nurse… After much thinking, he finally writes a love letter to her: “I luv u sister.”