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    Television is better than books.

    well, i believe most of the people watch TV for entertainment rather than knowledge.In TV visual things are not static means you can only see the things which are telecasted on particular channel and on particular time, but in books you can read whenever you wants . so my vote goes for books.
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    What can be Done to Make Make INDIA Shining ????

    As panchashula said. we need to improve ourselves, politicians are elected by us & they represent our society, behaviour & practices , politicians are not from foreign countries they are from india only.So every citizen of india need to improve him/her self to make india shining.. some other...
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    Satyam's Foul Play

    after NSE's announcement BSE should also announce tha remove of satyam from SENSEX and other indexes.
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    RETAIL SECTOR ! WILL IT HELP INDIA !!!!!!!!

    from customer point of view retail stores are very good for shopping. many advantages of retail stores for customer are:- 1.plenty of varieties are available 2.they can easiy compare different products & their prices 3. good product at lower cost but retail sector is not going to incease GDP but...
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    jokes -golf

    LAW 16: "Nice lag" can usually be translated to "lousy putt." Similarly, "tough break" can usually be translated "way to miss an easy one, sucker." LAW 17: The person you would most hate to lose to will always be the one who beats you. LAW 18: The last three holes of a round will automatically...
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    fnny true stories

    Writing letters to son The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny. One student fell into a cycle of classes, studying, working and sleeping. Didn't realize how long he had neglected writing home...
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    jokes -golf

    LAW 11: Golf carts always run out of juice at the farthest point from the clubhouse. LAW 12: A golfer hitting into your group will always be bigger than anyone in your group. Likewise, a group you accidentally hit into will consist of a football player, a professional wrestler, a convicted...
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    fnny true stories

    This dog loves people The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny. A normally sweet Great Dane Psil has one quirk: she hates United Parcel Service drivers. While walk Psil one day, around the...
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    jokes -golf

    LAW 4: Golf balls never bounce off of trees back into play. If one does, the tree is breaking a law of the universe and should be cut down. LAW 5: No matter what causes a golfer to muff a shot, all his playing partners must solemnly chant "You looked up," or invoke the wrath of the universe...
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    fnny true stories

    Did you understand me? The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny. Working at a theater box-office ticket window poses many challenges in dealing with people. When a disgruntled customer at a...
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    jokes -golf

    The laws of golf LAW 1: No matter how bad your last shot was, the worst is yet to come. This law does not expire on the 18th hole, since it has the supernatural tendency to extend over the course of a tournament, a summer and, eventually, a lifetime. LAW 2: Your best round of golf will be...
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    jokes -golf

    Is he a good dentist? A couple of old guys were golfing when one said he was going to Dr. Taylor for a new set of dentures in the morning. His friend remarked that he had gone to the same dentist a few years before. "Is that so?" the first said. "Did he do a good job?" "Well, I was on the...
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    jokes -golf

    This is my first golf lesson The schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson. "Is the word spelt p-u-t or p-u-t-t?'' she asked the instructor. "P-u-t-t is correct,'' he replied. "Put means to place a thing where you want it. Putt means merely a vain attempt to do the same thing."
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    jokes -golf

    Someone died playing golf Fred got home from his Sunday round of golf later than normal and very tired. "Bad day at the course?" his wife asked. "Everything was going fine," he said. "Then Harry had a heart attack and died on the 10th tee." "Oh, that's awful!" "You're not kidding. For the...
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    fnny true stories

    Find out about the cat The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny. A chauffeur worked for a woman who took her cat with her on rides. During one trip, the driver droped her at a mall before he...
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    computer jokes

    Lost far from a home A police car pulls up in front of grandma Bessie's house, and grandpa Morris gets out. The polite policeman explained that this elderly gentleman said that he was lost in the park...and couldn't find his way home. " Oy Morris ", said grandma, " You've been going to that...
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    computer jokes

    op nine reasons computers must be female: Picky, picky, picky. They hear what you say, but not what you mean. Beauty is only shell deep. When you ask what's wrong, they say "nothing". Can produce incorrect results with alarming speed. Always turning simple statements into big productions...
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    jokes -police

    Working in the garden A prisioner in jail received a letter from his wife: "I have decided to plant some lettuce in the back garden. When is the best time to plant them?" The prisioner, knowing that the prison guards read all the mail, replied in a letter: "Dear Wife, whatever you do, DO...
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    jokes -police

    Catching the shoplifter A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from an exclusive jewelry store. "Listen," said the shoplifter, "I know you don't want any trouble either. What do you say I just buy the watch and we forget about this?" The manager agreed and wrote up the...
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    computer jokes

    Gender and computers Gender and Computers Top nine reasons computers must be male: They have a lot of data but are still clueless. A better model is always just around the corner. They look nice and shiny until you bring them home. It is always necessary to have a backup. They'll do whatever...
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