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Lucky: One who gets the opportunity. Brilliant: One who creates the opportunity. Winner: One who uses the opportunity. Be a winner always.

There are two types of people who are failures in life... Those who do not listen to anybody and those who listen to everybody.

The most important thing in life is to learn how to give out love and to let it come in.

You will find as you look back upon your life that the moments when you have truly lived are the moments when you have done things in the spirit of love.

A designer dress is like a barbed fence, it protects the premises without restricting the view!

"Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us, we are schizophrenic?"

Join the Army, meet interesting people, kill them.

Skill is successfully walking a tightrope over Niagara Falls.

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.

They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance.

Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.

Many things can be preserved in alcohol. Dignity is not one of them.

Experience is what a comb gives you after you lose your hair.

If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

Where there's a will, there are five hundred relatives.

Drink 'til she's cute, but stop before the wedding.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.

Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more(friendship or money)