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Sardar : What is the name of your car ? Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with “T”. Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai. Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai.

2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car. Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing. sardar 2 : Dont worry, I have a one more.

Cricketers! Two fast friends, Santa Singh and Banta Singh, were great cricket fanatics. They decided that whoever dies first will try to come back in the dreams of the other, and tell the other about the Cricket life in heaven. Santa Singh dies first. One day as Banta was fast sleep, he heard...

Bhagwan and Banta! Banta finds himself in dire trouble. His business has gone bust and he’s in serious financial trouble. He’s so desperate that he decides to ask Bhagwan for help. He goes into the temple and begins to pray……….. “Oh Bhagwan, please help me, I’ve lost my business and if I don’t...

Sardar ki maut bijli girnay say hoi per us ki lash muskuratay hoay mili baghwan ne pocha aisa kiun? to sardar bola “mai nu laga koi photo khinch raiya ae”

One day Sardar happened to see a marathon race. “What the guys are doing” asked the sardar. ” We are running a marathon. The winner will get prize” replied one runner. “Only the winner will get prize! Then why others are participating!!” Exclaimed the Sardar

Santa : People consider me as a "GOD" Banta : How do you know?? Santa : When I went to the Park today, everybody said, Oh GOD ! U have came again..

Santa Singh : 'Look Banta, what type of glasses they have made. The top is closed. How can you fill lassi in it ? Banta Singh : 'Yes, that's funny. And even if you make a hole at the top, how will the lassi stay in the glass when the bottom is open?'

Santa and Banta had just bought two horses. Now the problem was that they could not differenciate between the two horses. Santa cuts the left ear of his horse, so that it is easy to know that it is his horse. While doing so, an enemy of Santa looks at him. This enemy also cuts the left ear...

Letter from mother to son Santa Singh. Pyare Puttar, Vahe Guru. I am writing this letter slow, because I know you can't read fast. We do not live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the paper that most accidents happen 20 miles from your home, so we moved. I wont be able to...

Santa Singh was walking on the road and paused to read the graffiti on the wall. It read "Padne waala gadha."(one who reads it is an ass.) Santa Singh thought for an hour, erased it and wrote back, "Likhne waala gadha." (One who wrote it is an ass).

Santa: I have swallowed a key. Doctor: When? Santa: 3 months back! Doctor: What were you doing till now? Santa: I was using duplicate key, now I have lost it too.

Mix Santa - banta jokes Titanic was sinking. An englishman asked Santa, "How far is land"? Santa: 2 KMs. Englishman jumped into sea. Englishman: Now, which direction? Santa: Downwards!

Banta Singh: "Yaar Santa, last year the name-plate outside your house read Santa Singh B.A. This year it read Santa Singh M.A., When did you finish yours Masters Degree? Santa Singh: "You don't understand. Last year my wife died, I put B.A. to indicate Bachelor Again. Then I took a second...

Santa Singh was in the hospital, near death, so the family sent for his friend Banta. As Banta singh stood beside the bed, santa Singh's frail condition grew worse, and he motioned frantically for something to write on. Banta singh lovingly handed him a pen and piece of paper, and Santa used his...

Amitab : In which state Cauvery flows? Sardar : liquid state..... Audience clapped.. Amitab stunned, looks be hind, ALL WERE SARDARS..... ..

Interviewer: what s ur qualification? Sardarji : Sir I am Ph.d. Interviewer : what do u mean by Ph.d? Sardarji : (smiling) PASSED HIGHSCHOOL with DIFFICULTY.. .

A Tamilian call up sardar and asks " tamil therima??" Sardar got mad, angrily replied.... "Hindi tera baap!!!"

Sardar shouting 2 his girl friend " u said v will do register marriage and cheated me, I was waiting 4 u yesterday whole day in the post office....

2 sardars are driving a Car, one puts on the indicator and asks the other to check whether its working, he puts his head out and says YES...NO...YES. ..NO...YES. ..NO...