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If you can't be the tablecloth, don't be the dishrag.

and how did i forget .............. 8. TAKESHI CASTLE ( I wish i could participate)

Hey........ These are the one that I like........ I have listed them in the order that i like the most 1. F.R.T.E.N.D.S 2. Sienfield 3. Apprentice 4. ER 5. The Gilmore girls 6. Full House 7. Caroline in the city

Hey i have some........ Dirty Dancing: Ashlil Nach Shark Tale: Machli ki kahani Shakespear in Love: Pyar mein pad gaya Sekhar Parekkh

For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.

Diarrhea of the mouth; constipation of the ideas.

GODZILLA sirf 10 years ka ho jata hai .............. tab usko pata chalta hai ki..........

Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view.

Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue.

Superman is unable to enter the bar as cannot crack the code that says "PAICHAAN KAUN" ...................... guess wats the answer to that code.........

So true.............. police cannot be behind each and every citizen. We are all paying for the nasty games palyed by our politicians......... First kick off these politicians and then see the results

The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office. - Robert Frost

Time may be a great healer but it's also a lousy beautician.

Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac."

he doesnt know how to play guitar........... so he joins guitar classes........... where he learns the first notes of guitar i.e STFU.......

All over there are glass pieces . this is where Gabbar comes into picture and in very Sholay style he asks froggie to dance on the tunes of AXEL FROG

ohhhhhhhh good............... i hv not evn read it................. now that ur tellin me that it is someones elase cration then may b i'll give it a try

There he meets Harry, Ron and Hermione ................. all are held captive by YOU - KNOW - WHO. Lord...... oh!!! YOU - KNOW - WHO is chanting some word in parsel tongue which only Harry and this guy knows

Hey MAXDROIT ur such a spoilt sport................... i know that all of us are waitiing - must say eagerly waiting for the 7th book on Harry Potter to realese.......... but ur spoling all the eagenerss........ all that fun of impatience.......... hey pls....... if u really are a Harry potter...

The nurse ......... a beautiful, petite lady in her youth tells him to lie down. He has been in semi coma for 1 week and when he was unconscious he kept repeating the words STFU, STFU....................