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    Amity MBA EFT

    Hi Shreya, This is vishal. I'm doing my MBA EFT from AMITY, Noida. I'm in SEM-IV. Regards,
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    Then What

    American businessman was at a pier in a small coastal Mexican village when a small boat with just one fisherman docked. Inside the small boat were several large yellow-fin tuna. The American complimented the Mexican on the quality of his fish and asked how long it took to catch them. The...
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    Rahul's Projects Section

    hey Rahul, I have elected Major as IT and Minor as Insurance. I need synopsis/project related to IT & Insurance. Can you pls help me out?
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    100 marks project on Global Insurance

    Re: help on underwriting principles of insurance hi annjilina, check out this link for good help: http://www.managementparadise.com/forums/principles-practices-banking-insurance/42373-principles-insurance.html
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    100 marks project on Global Insurance

    hi vahid, plz check this link for more help on insurance: ManagementParadise.com : Your Gateway to Online MBA Degree Program. Management Students Forum for MBA,BMS, MMS, BMM, BBA, students and aspirants. - Threads Tagged with insurance
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    100 marks project on Global Insurance

    hi ekta, pls look at this link: ManagementParadise.com : Your Gateway to Online MBA Degree Program. Management Students Forum for MBA,BMS, MMS, BMM, BBA, students and aspirants. - Threads Tagged with insurance you may find good help in this.
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    "Love" stamps in a post office

    A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing "Love" stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all over them. His curiosity getting the...
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    Bill Gates' lays out 11 rules!

    In Bill Gates' book, Business @ The Speed of Thought, he lays out 11 rules that students do not learn in high school or college, but should. He argues that our feel-good, politically correct teachings have created a generation of kids with no concept of reality who are set up for failure in...
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    “Because I am not an American.”

    A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is an American. She asked her students to raise their hands if they were American too. Not really knowing why but wanting to be like their teacher, their hands explode into the air like flashy fireworks, but one has not gone along with the...
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    Boss quotes "Experts say Humor on Job"

    Boss: (to employee) - Experts say humor on the job relieves tension in this time of down-sizing, Knock, Knock. Employee: Who's there? Boss: Not you anymore.
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    When a drunken man phoned the local police

    A drunken man phoned the local police department to report that thieves had been in his car. “They have stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, even the accelerator,” he cried out. However, before the police investigation could start, the phone rang a second time...
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    Tax Structure in India....... Funny But True

    Some one Help me on TAX 1) Qus. : What are you doing? Ans. : Business. Tax : PAY PROFESSIONAL TAX! 2) Qus. : What are you doing in Business? Ans. : Selling the Goods. Tax : PAY SALES TAX!! 3) Qus. : >From where are you getting Goods? Ans. : From other State/Abroad Tax : PAY CENTRAL...
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    locked in a room with Saddam Hussien, Adolf Hitler, and a Pakistani

    You're locked in a room with Saddam Hussien, Adolf Hitler, and a Pakistani. You have a gun with two bullets. What do you do? Shoot the Pakistani twice to make sure he's dead. What's brown and black and looks great on a Pakistani? A Doberman. How can you tell when a Pakistani is lying? His...
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    Most Precious Creation by God

    God was in the process of creating the universe. And he was explaining to his subordinates "Look everything should be in balance. For every 10 deer there should be a lion. Look here my fellow angels, here is the country of the United States. I have blessed them with prosperity and money. But...
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    Indo-Pak Train - Samjhauta Express

    Through the center of Lahore there's the new Indo-Pak train speeding along (Samjhuata Express or whatever - which goes between India and Pak). In one compartment of the train there are four people. A beautiful vivacious young woman, an old matronly woman, a Pakistani soldier, and our own Santa...
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