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Santa runing after a bus n, catches it n asks the Driver: Ye bus teri Ma lagti hai? Nahin. To kya Behan lagti hai? Nahin. To phir chadne kyun nahin deta? • Santa was fondling a lady in a crowded bus. Lady: Excuse me, aap achha nahi kar rahe hain! Santa: Itni bheed mein is se achha nahi ho...

• Obscene phone caller: Hello baby, if u can guess what's in my hand I'll let u have it. Preeto: Listen ji, if u can hold it in one hand I'm not interested. • Banta Complaining: U r so unresponsive, do u use cold cream between ur legs? Preeto Taunting: U must be using vanishing cream between...

hello to all my name is vj and i'm doing BMS