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hiiiiiiiiiii Actually i have to prepare a report on MARKETING OF INDIA HIGHER EDUCATION WORLDWIDE............nd the my specialised sector is tourism & hospitality...........

i am doing some research and it was quite useful thanks mate.

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Two blondes were roofing a house. One would pull out a nail and then hammer it into the roof. Then he would pull out another nail, look at it, then throw it over his shoulder. Blonde two eventually saw what blonde one was doing, watched him a while and then said, "Why do you keep throwing out...

A blonde appeared at the Pearly Gates seeking admission. The gate keeper said there was a test that had to be passed before continuing to paradise, and that the test consisted of three questions. The blonde said, "Go ahead, ask the questions." "O.K." said the angel. "For the first question...

There's this blonde driving down the road in her brand new, candy-apple red, $125,000 Lamborghini. She's cruisin' about 95, radio blaring, having a great time. She comes up on this trucker who is carrying a double-wide home and is taking up both lanes. To her disliking, he is only going about...

A blonde goes into an appliance store looking for a TV. After a few minutes, she picks one out and approaches the salesman. "I want to buy this television," she says. The salesman replies, "Sorry, we don't serve blondes here." She gets mad, leaves and goes home. She dyes her hair brown and...

A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. "Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?" The...

Why are most blonde jokes one-liners? So men will understand them. What did the blonde do with her arsehole in the morning? Packed his lunch and sent him to work. How can you tell which blonde is the waitress? She is the one with the tampon behind her ear, wondering what she did with her...

Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail she was hammering? The noise gave her a headache. Why don't blondes have elevator jobs? They don't know the route. What did the blonde do when he noticed that someone had already written on the overhead transparency? He turned it over and used...

How did the blonde explain how his helicopter crashed? He said it was getting cold, so he turned off the ceiling fan. Why did the blonde quit his job as a restroom attendant? He couldn't figure out how to refill the hand dryer. What do you call blonde twins doing bubble gum commercials...

There was a blonde who was sick of all the blonde jokes. One day, she decided to get a make over, so she cut and dyed her hair. She went driving down a country road and came across a herd of sheep. She stopped and called the sheep herder over. "Tell you what. I have a proposition for you," said...

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Munna and Circuit Jokes PROFESSOR Akal badi ki bhais? MUNNA BHAI Bole toh pehlay date of birth bata mamu. ---------------------------------------------------------------- CIRCUIT Aye Mamu, tereko papad aur jhapad mein pharak pata hai kya? MAMU Nehin. CIRCUIT To kha ke dekh le, pata chal...

Santa Singh decided to start a chicken farm so he bought a hundred chickens to begin with. A month later he returned to the dealer for another hundred chickens because all of the first lot had died. A month later he was back at t he dealer for another hundred chickens for the second lot had...