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Aman was driving well above the speed limit when a police car suddenly emerged from behind, sirens blaring. Thinking hed outpace the cop, the man pushed his accelerator to the floor. His cars speed rose to sixty, then seventy, eighty, and ninety. Finally, the man thought, what the heck, and...

Aforeign tourist hired a guide to take him around Delhi and Agra. At the Red Fort at Delhi, he admired the architecture and asked how many years it took to build. Twenty years, replied the guide. You Indians are a lazy lot, the tourist said. In my country, this could have been built in five. At...

Maid: What do you want, sir? Visitor: I want to see your master. Maid: What's your business, please? Visitor: There is a bill... Maid: Ah! He left yesterday for his village... Visitor: Which I have to pay him... Maid: And he returned this morning.

lolz.. good ones :) Had good laugh! Keep posting!

HI i did my Btech from Hyd, and planning to do SNAP!