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WARNING: mobile phones causes radiation and it results in brain damage! But you are safe. It only effects people with brains! How lucky you are, no brain no stress! :P

CEO was complaining in a staff meeting the other day that he wasn‘t getting any respect. Later that morning he went out and got a small sign that read, “I‘m the Boss“. He then taped it to his office door. Later that day when he returned from lunch, he found that someone had taped a note to...

Once upon a time, there was a software engineer who used to develop programs on his Pentium machine, sitting under a tree on the banks of a river. He used to earn his bread by selling those programs in the Sunday market. One day, while he was working, his machine tumbled off the table and fell...

Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why? Darling : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears. Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you? Darling : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What...

1st Year of Marriage: Husband speaks, wife listen. 2nd Year of Marriage: Wife speaks, husband listen. 3rd Year of Marriage: Both speaks, Neighbours listen'...!

My name is shafqat ullah and i live in karachi.