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Lady : Is this my train? Station Master : No, it belongs to the Railway Company. Lady : Don't try to be funny. I mean to ask if I can take this train to New Delhi. Station Master : No Madam, I'm afraid it's too heavy. ~~~~~~ A drunkard was brought to court. Just before the trial there was a...

Four men were bragging about how smart their cats were . The first man was an Engineer, the second man was an Accountant, the third man was a Chemist and the fourth man was a Government Employee. To show off, the Engineer called his cat, "T-square, do your stuff." T-square pranced over to...

"Where did you get those big eyes?" "They came with the face." ****** A modern artist is one who throws paint on canvas, wipes it off with a cloth and sells the cloth. ****** "Has there been any insanity in your family?" "Yes, doctor. My husband thinks he's the boss." ****** I was...

Judge: Why did you hit your husband with a chair?" Wife: "I couldn't lift the table." ****** "What did one ghost say to another?" "Do you believe in people?" ****** My friend has a fine watch dog. At any suspicious noise he wakes the dog and the dog begins to bark. ****** They call our...

well i like all dance shows and singing shows....boogie woogie, nach baliye, indian idol and saregamapa....dha ni saa...hehe....

I will have to sit down and figure out where im standing!!!!

Im nobody....Nobody is perfect....Im perfect!!!!!!

Marriage is an institution where man loses his Bachelors degree and woman gains her Masters.. After some years they both get Ph.D (Problem Holders Degree)!!!!!!

hey if anyone has info --substantial amount on Current Mutual Funds and their legislations, please send it....thanks

hey fellos....dont mind my username is rrrrrr....there was a shortage of original names...thats why i used this:bigsmile: :bigsmile:

Hi all......this is rachana doing MBA from K J Somaiya.....glad to join this foram!!!!:SugarwareZ-191: if anyone needs help and if i hav stuff regarding it --wud definitely help....cheers!!