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20 yrs ago i Sold 50 shares to buy 88 model Ambassador Last week I sold 50 shares of same company again and am able to buy 88 model Ambassador. Market is stable

U.S.A has designed a new Weapon which Kills People but leaves the buildings intact. It’s called -????? ‘The Stock Market.’

A NUMBER OF DIFFERENT APPROACHES ARE BEING TRIED - We are still pissing in the wind. EXTENSIVE REPORT IS BEING PREPARED ON A FRESH APPROACH TO THE PROBLEM - We just hired three kids fresh out of college. CLOSE PROJECT COORDINATION - We know who to blame. MAJOR TECHNOLOGICAL BREAKTHROUGH - It...

Corporate Lesson number one A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A small rabbit saw the crow, and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long?" The crow answered: "Sure, why not." So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow, and rested. All of a sudden, a...

MANAGEMENT SPEAK: That's very interesting. TRANSLATION: I disagree. MANAGEMENT SPEAK: "I don't disagree." TRANSLATION: "I disagree." MANAGEMENT SPEAK: I don't totally disagree with you. TRANSLATION: You may be right, but I don't care. MANAGEMENT SPEAK: You have to show some flexibility...

A MBA and an Engineer go on a camping trip, set up their tent, and fall asleep. Some hours later, the Engineer wakes his MBA friend. "Look up at the sky and tell me what you see The MBA replies, "I see millions of stars." The Engineer asks "What does that tell you?" The MBA...

If you take a long time, you're slow. But if your boss takes a long time, he's thorough. If you don't do it, you're lazy. But if your boss doesn't do it, he's too busy. If you make a mistake, you're an goober. But if your boss makes a mistake, he's 'only human'. If you take...

1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: “I am very rich. “Marry me!” - That’s Direct Marketing… ” 2. You’re at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says: “He’s very rich. “Marry him.” -That’s...

A Nice Quote After the Financial Crisis - “Now The Investor Will Realise that the Return OF Money Is More Important Than the Return ON Money”..

The manager is known by three measures: The thickness of the carpet in his office. The Area of his desk. The Volume of his car's engine.

Personnel manager: "What made you leave your last job?" Applicant: "Sickness." Personnel manager: "And what was the problem?" Applicant: "My boss was sick of me!"

Indian Institute of Management (IIM) interviews.. Interviewer said, "I shall either ask you ten easy questions or one really difficult question. Think well before you make up your mind!" The boy thought for a while and said, "My choice is one really difficult question." "Well, good luck to you...

Four corporate presidents, one English, one French, one Japanese and one American, were on their way to an international business conference when they were kidnapped by terrorists and taken to a secret hideout. "You, your companies and your countries are enemies of the Revolution," screamed...

One fine day, a bus driver went to the bus garage, started his bus, and drove off along the route. No problems for the first few stops - a few people got on, a few got off, and things went generally well. At the next stop, however, a big hulk of a guy got on. Six feet eight,built like a...

One liners -- Hidden meanings in Company talk Today's Professional Management FUNDAS 1."We will do it" means "You will do it" 2."You have done a great job" means "More work to be given to you" 3."We are working on it" means "We have not yet started working on the same" 4."Tomorrow...