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Sardars Hari Singh and Gani Singh are in a railway station. Hari Singh asks the clerk: “Can I take this train to Ludhiana?” “No,” answers the railway man. “Can I?” asks Gani Singh.

Sardar SITTING ON THE TOP OF MOUNTAIN AND STUDYING..WHEN A PERSON ASKED WHAT HE WAS DOING..HE REPLIED ..Oye!!Higher studies Yaar…!!!

One day a dog was running behind a Santa… But Santa was laughing. Banta asked, “Why you are so happy? He said… “Ah Ah Ah….I have an Airtel mobile with me…But Still Hutch network is following me..”

Sardarji is selected to play for the Indian cricket team as an opening batsman. He opens the batting against West Indies. He is asked to face the very first over (with one Sunil Gavaskar as the non-striker!) from Marshall who is bowling at his fiercest… First ball : Whizzes past Sardarji’s...

Bhagwan and Banta! Banta finds himself in dire trouble. His business has gone bust and he’s in serious financial trouble. He’s so desperate that he decides to ask Bhagwan for help. He goes into the temple and begins to pray……….. “Oh Bhagwan, please help me, I’ve lost my business and if I don’t...

SARDAR IN AMERICA.. Three Sardarjis went for a tour to America.They searched for rooms everywhere and finally got one which is in the topmost floor of a 100 floor hotel. After taking rest they started for a local visit. While leaving the hotel, the manager informed them that they should reach...

TICKET TICKET.. Sardar: should I buy tickets to my children. Conductor: yes only if they are above 8. Sardar: Thank god I have only 6 children

SARDAR’S BIRTHDAY.. Sardar went for an interview, The question was when is your birthday? Sardar: 19th january. Interviewer: which year? Sardar: Nonsense..Every Year.

DIFFERENT SARDAR’S.. 1.Student Sardar: Me fail English!!!!! Thats Unpossible. 2.Police :we’re going to ask you a few simple yes or no questions. Do you understand? Thief Sardar : Yes. (lie dectector blows up) 3.Father Sardar : Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is...

Sardar: Last night I saw an English movie .It had no scene nor no sound. Friend Sardar: wow tell me the name of the movie. I too want to see it. Sardar: Please Insert Disc.

Tourist: Whose skeleton is that? Santa: Tipu’s skeleton. Tourist: Whose that smaller skeleton next to it? Santa: That was Tipu’s skeleton when he was child

Banta: U cheated me. Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u. Banta: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says This is all India Radio!

At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh! Santa: Control yourself. Don’t cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?

A man to Santa: Aao ji chess khelein Santa: Tu chal mein sports shoes pehen kar aaya.

Museum Administrator: That’s a 500-year-old statue u’ve broken. Banta: Thank God! I thought it was a new one.