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    TATA CORUS THE GREAT DEAL

    Plz attached case study of Tata-Corus...i need it....have to make a presentation
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    Tata-Corus Acquistion Case Study

    pls help me out....i am not able to view attachments....even my posts r greater than 10...wot shud i do now..??
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    PJs

    An New Russian (NR) comes into a car dealership and asks for a silver Mercedes 600SEL. The employee shows him the car, receives the payment and asks with much curiosity: - Excuse me, sir, but didn't you buy exactly same car three days ago? - I sure did, - retorts the NR, - But in that one the...
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    A New Russian's son approaches a gorgeous lady in a lobby of five-star Metropol hotel. - Mind a stroll? - he volunteers. - Well, I bet your car ain't a Volvo, - she replies. - Nope, it is not, - he confides. - And you do not own even an average size bank, - she continues. - Nope, - he admits...
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    New Russian (NR) is stopped by a traffic policeman, who opens his car's trunk and sees a Kalashnikoff automatic rifle there. - What the hell is that supposed to be? - policeman asks. - It's a calculator, - replies the NR. - Gimme a break, - the policeman protests, producing a calculator from his...
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    A businessman calls his secretary: "Lena, how many zeros are there in one million?" "Six." He hangs up and says to his partner, "You see? Six zeros in one million. So in two million there are twelve
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    A Guy Walks Into a Bar... A guy walks into a bar and starts chatting with a tall, attractive blonde woman. During the course of the conversation he says would you like to hear a 'blonde' joke ? "Well", says the girl, "I'm obviously blonde, I'm 6 feet tall without heels and I've been training...
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    PJs

    How To Photograph A New Puppy... ** Remove film from box and load camera ** Remove film box from puppy's mouth and throw in trash ** Remove puppy from trash and brush coffee grounds from muzzle ** Choose a suitable background for photo ** Mount camera on tripod and focus ** Find puppy and...
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    PJs

    You know it's going to be a bad day when . . . . . . your twin sister forgets your birthday. . . . you wake up face down on the pavement. . . . you put your bra on backwards and it fits better. . . . you call suicide prevention and they put you on hold. . . . you see a "60 Minutes news...
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    Three Canadians and three Americans were traveling to a hockey game. The three Americans each buy tickets and watch as the three Canadians buy only a single ticket. How are the three people going to travel on only one ticket?", asks an American. Watch and you'll see," says a Canadian. They all...
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    joke

    lolz....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!funny one......................... ..........
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    joke..Birth Control at 72?

    Birth Control at 72? An elderly woman went into the doctor's office. When the doctor asked why she was there, she replied, "I'd like to have some birth-control pills." Taken back, the doctor thought for a minute and then said, "Excuse me, Mrs. Smith, but you're 72 years old. What possible use...
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    History of Tata Grp

    thanxx .a tonn... .nice work.......... very useful post..
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    MGMT. HUMOUR :SOMEHOW TRUE!!

    gr8 work...:hippie:...............:SugarwareZ-200: :SugarwareZ-200: :SugarwareZ-200: :SugarwareZ-200: :SugarwareZ-228:
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    charu_14gem Intro

    Hi I'm charu jain...pursuing BE in CSE from apeejay college og engineering
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