Pappu, while filling up a form: Dad, what should I write against mother tongue.?
Santa: Very long!
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Teacher: Pappu, TAMSO MA JYOTIR GAMYA" shloka ka kya arth hai?
Pappu: Tum so jayo maa, mein Jyoti ke pass ja raha hoon.
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Santa went to battery shop n asked to change battery.
The...