Funny quotes by CHILDREN

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Vyankatesh Rathi
A teacher collected well known proverbs. He gave each kid in the class
the first half of the proverb, and asked them to come up with the rest.
Here is what the kids came up with:

People in glass houses shouldn't . . . run around naked.
Better to be safe than . . . punch a 5th grader.
Strike while the . . . bug is close.
It's always darkest before . . . daylight savings time.
Never underestimate the power of . . . termites.
You can lead a horse to water but . . . how?
Don't bite the hand that . . . looks dirty.
No news is . . . impossible.
A miss is as good as a . . . Mr.
You can't teach an old dog . . . math.
If you lie down with dogs, you . . . will stink in the morning.
Love all, trust . . . me.
The pen is mightier than . . . the pigs.
An idle mind is . . . the best way to relax.
Where there is smoke, there is . . . pollution.
Happy is the bride who . . . gets all the presents.
A penny saved is . . . not much.
Two is company, three is . . . The Musketeers.
 
Laloo Prasad sent his Bio Data - to apply for a post in Microsoft

Corporation, USA. A few days later he got this reply:

"Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad,

We are sorry to intimate you that you do not meet our requirements. Please do not send any further correspondence. No phone call shall be entertained.

Thanks


Laloo Prasad jumped with joy on receiving this reply.

He arranged a Party and when all the guests had come, he said :

"Bhaiyon aur Behno, aap ko jaan kar khushi hogee ki hum Amereeca mein naukri paa gaya hoon."

Everyone was delighted.

Laloo Prasad continued......

"Ab main aap sab ko apnaa appointment letter padkar sunaongaa -

par letter angreeze main hai - isliyen saath-saath hindi main translate bhee karoonga.


Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad ..... Pyare Laloo Prasad bhaiyya



We are sorry ...... humse galti ho gayee
to intimate you that .........aapko yeh batana hai ki



You do not meet ---- aap to miltay hee naheen ho
our requirement ---- humko to zaroorat hai



Please do not send any further correspondence ---- ab Letter vetter bhej ne ka kaouno zaroorat nahee
No phone call ---- phoonwa ka bhee zaroorat nahee hai



shall be entertained ---- bahut khaatir kee jayegi
Thanks ---- aapkaa bahut bahut dhanyawaad
 
ROZA said:
Laloo Prasad sent his Bio Data - to apply for a post in Microsoft

Corporation, USA. A few days later he got this reply:

"Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad,





shall be entertained ---- bahut khaatir kee jayegi
Thanks ---- aapkaa bahut bahut dhanyawaad
As they say.... English is a very phunny language :p
 
Ek chote kid ne apni pregnant Mummy se poocha ismein kya hai?
Mummy: Ismein Pyaara Baby hai
Kid: Itna Pyaara tha to khaya kyun?
 
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